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Thursday, December 6, 2012
Santorum All Over U.N. Disability Treaty
For the 37th time in the past 2 years, last night, "The Colbert Report" showed us exactly why & how Santorum is a stain on America.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Santorum: Smart People Do Not Like Me
On last night's "The Colbert Report"...
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Friday, July 27, 2012
Santorum on last's night's Colbert Report: Secret Sauce Santorum
Santorum starts foaming at the mouth around the 3:20 mark.
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Santorum Mailbag
Unsurprisingly, there hasn't been a lot of mail since Rick's abortion of his campaign. I did want to share this with you though:
Im a student at [redacted just in case] University, I'm 17, and I'm transgender.I would just like to say, thank you.
Have a great day.
And thus, my cold, cold heart was penetrated.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
The Onion: Santorum Bows Out
In the face of a family health crisis and growing resistance from Republican Party leaders, Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign. What do you think?Full story here.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Top 10 Things Rick Santorum Can Do Now That He's No Longer Running For President
Did you hear? Rick Santorum is no longer running for president! This is a sad and joyous day for me. On the one hand, it means that I personally beat Rick Santorum and am better at everything than him. On the other hand, however, it means that making fun of him is now kind of pointless.
But, whatever, I lead a pointless life. Here's a list I made of the top 10 things Ricky can do with all his new-found free time:
10. Damage control
There are some vile people out there (us), and they've (we've) done a pretty good job of turning Rick Santorum's good name to shit. Literally. Trying to erase their (our) awesome Internet presence to restore the name 'Santorum' to its pure, unadulterated form is going to take a lot of time. Luckily for Rick, he has that now.
9. Read the Bible
As you and I both know, the Bible says that homosexuality is wrong. But it also says a lot of other stuff is wrong. Perhaps Rick should spend his new-found free time studying up on Biblical hairstyles and the uncleanliness of women before he spouts off about the gay. And hey, Rick, if you're too lazy to read the Bible (or don't want to be corrupted by that stuff in there about being a good person), here's a handy post I wrote about just this very subject lo those many years ago.
8. Become an Ayatollah
Santorum-spreader Ryhan made this little quiz which asks the taker to attribute quotes either to Rick Santorum or Ayatollah Khomeini. I did not get all of them right, which got me thinking that perhaps Rick would be happier in a theocratic society where he gets to tell people how to behave. I wonder if Iran is hiring...
7. Be a DJ
Is this dub-step?
6. Get a job at the Jelly Belly factory.
You know, since he loves it there so much. I'm sure Reagan would be proud.
5. Send thank you notes to his supporters
We get a small stream of frothy hate mail from Rick Santorum Supporters. Here's one from Jeff:
4. Jerk off
I bet he needs it. And look! I even found him some PG-13 porn:
3. Go into business
He could sell this:
submitted by John
2. Work on his tan
Seriously, though. Rick's new-found free time would not go to waste if he used it to get out in the sun a little. Dude is pastier than I am, and I am the whitest person on Earth.
1. Gay Porn
'Nuff said.
But, whatever, I lead a pointless life. Here's a list I made of the top 10 things Ricky can do with all his new-found free time:
10. Damage control
Photo of Michael Hadida, taken by Navid Baraty
There are some vile people out there (us), and they've (we've) done a pretty good job of turning Rick Santorum's good name to shit. Literally. Trying to erase their (our) awesome Internet presence to restore the name 'Santorum' to its pure, unadulterated form is going to take a lot of time. Luckily for Rick, he has that now.
9. Read the Bible
As you and I both know, the Bible says that homosexuality is wrong. But it also says a lot of other stuff is wrong. Perhaps Rick should spend his new-found free time studying up on Biblical hairstyles and the uncleanliness of women before he spouts off about the gay. And hey, Rick, if you're too lazy to read the Bible (or don't want to be corrupted by that stuff in there about being a good person), here's a handy post I wrote about just this very subject lo those many years ago.
8. Become an Ayatollah
Santorum-spreader Ryhan made this little quiz which asks the taker to attribute quotes either to Rick Santorum or Ayatollah Khomeini. I did not get all of them right, which got me thinking that perhaps Rick would be happier in a theocratic society where he gets to tell people how to behave. I wonder if Iran is hiring...
7. Be a DJ
Is this dub-step?
6. Get a job at the Jelly Belly factory.
You know, since he loves it there so much. I'm sure Reagan would be proud.
5. Send thank you notes to his supporters
We get a small stream of frothy hate mail from Rick Santorum Supporters. Here's one from Jeff:
YOU ARE COMPLETELY VILE.I'D WELCOME THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE AWAY YOUR "RIGHT" TO POST THIS TYPE OF REPREHENSIBLE TRASH ON THE INTERNET.
Rick could use his time off to express his gratitude to his great and articulate supporters. I'm sure THEY WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
4. Jerk off
I bet he needs it. And look! I even found him some PG-13 porn:
(source)
3. Go into business
He could sell this:
submitted by John
2. Work on his tan
via joemygod
Seriously, though. Rick's new-found free time would not go to waste if he used it to get out in the sun a little. Dude is pastier than I am, and I am the whitest person on Earth.
1. Gay Porn
submitted by Bob
'Nuff said.
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