Monday, June 20, 2011

Santorum's Google Problem

(Posted by Jocelyn)

Well, this is delightful:


From Obnoxi.us:

In a press release early this morning, Santorum, a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, addressed the so called “Google Problem” described by Republican Senator Rick Santorum. Speaking from his tony uptown loft, the semi-organic puddle had this to say:

. . .

“It’s really disheartening, you know? We’re a progressive family who believes in cultural diversity, and keeping our noses out of the personal decisions of others. When we’re linked by name to the very epitome of bigoted intolerance, it creates an unfair perception of us to millions of people worldwide we’ve never met. It’s hard enough going through life as an oozing excretion without the Rainbow Coalition picketing outside our house because this name mixup has caused them to think we’re intolerant, too. The stress has been really overwhelming. In the last three months, I’ve been reduced to little more than a dried up stain.”

Read the article in its entirety here, and don't forget to help us spread the real santorum by Googling and linking to spreadingsantorum.com!

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1 comment:

  1. You should see the memes based on Santorum that are depiction of pornography. But the buy generic viagra was hilarious.

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