From
The Huffington Post:
Republican presidential contenders Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum have lined up behind a new pledge focused on social issues put forth by Bob Vander Plaats, a former candidate for governor who now reigns as a conservative kingmaker in the Hawkeye State. . . .
Standing behind the pledge entails supporting a "federal Marriage Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which protects the definition of marriage as between one man and one woman." Among other things, it also means backing a ban on pornography.
In response to this shocking development, I propose a new pledge, called The Porn Pledge. Here it is:
I pledge to watch porn.
Just sign it in your head for chrissake. We don't need to know your business.
Aren't there more pressing issues of the country and world than worrying about amending the constitution to "protect the definition" of marriage, or trying to ban porn? Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteDan Savage: You are a homosexual faggot. Go suck a dick.
ReplyDeleteOliver: If he were a 'homosexual...(ahem)," wouldn't your suggestion seem like more of an advance/invite than an insult? Just sayin'.
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