Santorum Hates Porn

From The Huffington Post:

Republican presidential contenders Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum have lined up behind a new pledge focused on social issues put forth by Bob Vander Plaats, a former candidate for governor who now reigns as a conservative kingmaker in the Hawkeye State. . . .

Standing behind the pledge entails supporting a "federal Marriage Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which protects the definition of marriage as between one man and one woman." Among other things, it also means backing a ban on pornography.

In response to this shocking development, I propose a new pledge, called The Porn Pledge. Here it is:

I pledge to watch porn.

Just sign it in your head for chrissake. We don't need to know your business.