Friday, July 8, 2011

Santorum Hates Porn

From The Huffington Post:
Republican presidential contenders Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum have lined up behind a new pledge focused on social issues put forth by Bob Vander Plaats, a former candidate for governor who now reigns as a conservative kingmaker in the Hawkeye State. . . .

Standing behind the pledge entails supporting a "federal Marriage Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which protects the definition of marriage as between one man and one woman." Among other things, it also means backing a ban on pornography.
In response to this shocking development, I propose a new pledge, called The Porn Pledge. Here it is:
I pledge to watch porn.
Just sign it in your head for chrissake. We don't need to know your business.

3 comments:

  1. Aren't there more pressing issues of the country and world than worrying about amending the constitution to "protect the definition" of marriage, or trying to ban porn? Sheesh.

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  2. Dan Savage: You are a homosexual faggot. Go suck a dick.

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  3. Oliver: If he were a 'homosexual...(ahem)," wouldn't your suggestion seem like more of an advance/invite than an insult? Just sayin'.

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