Friday, August 5, 2011

Hilarious Piece About Santorum in the Washington Post

Check it out:
Santorum hasn’t been running against Barack Obama. He’s been running against Dan Savage, a syndicated sex columnist. It’s hard to blame him. His opposition to Obama is theoretical. But thanks to Dan Savage, his name is quite literally mud.
Wait for it...
He’s trying all kinds of things. Yesterday, he showed up at an event and handed out free jars of homemade Santorum jelly. If you’re aware of his Google problem, you will realize how horrifyingly awkward this must have been.
Awesome. So awesome. Read the whole thing here.

6 comments:

  1. Wow the fucking idiot selling his on santorum-jelly, gross, blää, disgusting!
    Now I know the answer to the question What´s a catholic called when he like´s to play with and eating poop/feces? rick santorum

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  2. Holy fuck, that has to be the most hysterical thing I've read all month. I can't imagine a worse decision this man could make.

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  3. Did a relative of Dan Savage infiltrate the Santorum campaign and come up with that jelly idea? Great piece ... and right on target.

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  4. The FDA-mandated ingredients list might be a problem. No wonder little Rickey is so against regulatory agencies. See.

    http://strictlysantorum.blogspot.com/2011/08/santorum-to-give-out-free-jelly-at-ames.html

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  5. instantaneously santorum became synonymous with something disgusting. i realized that today when i threatened to shart santorum on a friend's face...it's just a nasty word.

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