It's pretty awesome to be us, though.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
Has anyone Googled Santorum recently? Because I just did, and it looks like we made it back to number one. I'm not sure when we did it, because I have been less then diligent lately. Obviously, however, you guys haven't. Poor Rick actually has to pay to have a link above us. Sucks to be him.
It's pretty awesome to be us, though.
It's pretty awesome to be us, though.
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We're number one! That is great news! I spend most of my day in front of a computer. Every time I am finished with a page, I Google "Rick Santorum", and then click on this site, before closing that page out. I must Google this site hundreds of times a day! Since our buddy "Frothy" looks like he doesn't have much of a chance to be the GOP Presidential nomination for 2012, have you thought about doing another "Google problem" for any of the top GOP candidates? Those who have shown intolerance towards our community? (So far, I guess that would probably be all of them!) With so much at stake in 2012, we need to band together, for the greater good, to achieve equal rights and protection under the law. Love 'ya, and keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteI thought it would be interesting to see if Bing came up with the same ranking. And Yup, SpreadingSantorum is #1 on the Bing hit parade also.
ReplyDeleteIt must be nice to be so popular?
I would love to think this is true for everyone, but lately Google has been tailoring its rankings individually to match your own interests. So the type of bigoted stuffed shirts who might actually vote for Frothy might actually see his own page first!
ReplyDeleteToo bad.
Hmm. Next time I am on a Republican computer I'll have to remember to check.
ReplyDeleteI think you can thank Jon Stewart of the Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," who frequently refers to your site. Maybe you should get in touch with the show, see if Jason Jones can work a comedic interview with you guys. :)
ReplyDeleteI do have Samantha Bee's email...
ReplyDeleteHave you guys checked today - he's no longer #1
ReplyDeleteHe asked for it. Simple as that.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Spreading Santorum IS number ONE, I nominate santorum, the frothy mixture itself, to be referred to as #3 when ranked in order of having to go to the toilet. Viz:
ReplyDelete"I have to go to the mens room - number 3."
(meaning the speaker has a load of santorum to let drip out)
Congratulations. Now can you please do something similar to Perry and Obama? They're both corporate cocksuckers for their billionaire buddies, they deserve the same kind of love.
ReplyDeleteDan Savage's decade-long preoccupation with Santorum's santorum, and generally his morbid obsession with all matters fecal, suggest a psychopathic pervert in a terminally confused love-hate relationship with an unavailable object of desire he'd like to do to nothing more fervently than to drag down to his base level. Go see a shrink, take some pills, make the world a little bit less disgusting place.
ReplyDeleteSince Rick Santorum has been complaining about his Google problem, I've been clicking the Google link to this site. Not hundreds of times a day, or anything like that, but at least a few times a day. Doing my part.
ReplyDeleteYou can do your part by linking this site on any website or blog you have, to this site, with anchor text like 'Rick Santorum' or 'Santorum'. That'll boost the site's popularity - since Google sees each link to a site as a 'vote' for its keyword in the anchor text. Hope it helps!
ReplyDeleteSantorum has been whining like a bitch about this lately. This has probably caused the rise in hits that elevated this site up to #1. See http://www.salon.com/news/rick_santorum/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/09/20/santorum_mad
ReplyDeleteHe's actually the one principally responsible for keeping this going by complaining about it.
He is number one on Bing though!
ReplyDeleteNow the news is running stories about the definition of Santorum so you should expect a lot more hits.
ReplyDeleteHELL YEAH! As a straight man this is the single greatest definition of a word I have ever found on the internet (also with the greatest creation story). Kudos to Mr. Savage and all who made this possible. Mr. Santorum needs to go drown in his own santorum.
ReplyDeleteWhat about what happened at the debate today? They mentioned the soldier that came out a few days ago, and the people in the crowed booed the mention of the soldier. Then the Santorum said that when he is elected into office, he will repeal DADT. Is he nuts?
ReplyDeleteI heard about the site from Santorum himself. He complained about google and the reference.
ReplyDeleteThe site is an excellent illustration of the cultural divide in this country.
Many of us find this hilarious and many others if they've heard about it find it deviant and disgusting.
It's awesome.
As many times as I've heard; "If you Google: 'Santorum'..." I had never actually done it, as I assumed I would be greeted by a picture of 'Man on Dog' sex...and I didn't want to see that!!! No dog deserves to be humiliated by being seen in a photo, G-Rated or otherwise, with Rick Santorum. It could forever psychologically damage the poor Dog.
ReplyDeleteI am glad I finally heard this is not what I'd find; No one prepared me for the delight I did discover.
Now I finally understand why Rick Santorum seems to always be...well, ridiculously UP-TIGHT!!!
It's great to know I can Google "Santorum" whenever & wherever I see his pickled-puss-of-a-face, to remind me what he's all about!!!
Rick Santorum
ReplyDeleteI posted the subject above, so anyone could Copy, Cut, and Paste it, or a part of it, in their Google Browser easily.
Again, thank you for getting to THE BOTTOM of this PRICKLY Santorum issue, so we may all get it BEHIND us. (Every Fricking Pun Intended!!!)
I can't stop laughing. Wonderfully wicked war of words.
ReplyDeleteI have a question...If you click on the paid ad, how much does that cost Frothy? Would it be worth launching a campaign to get everyone to click on the paid ad and rack up a huge Google bill for him?
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