Thursday, January 5, 2012

From CNN Opinion: Santorum wants to impose 'Judeo-Christian Sharia'


There are two Rick Santorums: The first one I might not agree with, but the second one truly scares me.
"Santorum One" pushes for less government regulation for corporations and shrinking the federal government. You may or may not agree with these positions, but they are both mainstream conservative fare.
Then there's "Santorum Two." This Santorum wants to impose conservative Christian law upon America. Am I being hyperbolic or overly dramatic with this statement? I wish I were, but I'm not.
Indeed, NUMBER TWO is what Santorum shows himself to be.

7 comments:

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  2. 1.
    An unhinged young man named Santorum
    Had a near-Inquisitional quorum
    But a guy changed his mind
    With a fuck from behind
    Said Santorum, “Angelus Coelorum!”

    (“Heavenly Angel”)

    2.
    A crazed Senatorum Santorum
    Had permanent carnal frustration
    Till he tried penetration
    And screamed with elation
    “Fuck me hard, Saecula saeculorum!”

    (from the Latin Mass, “World without end,” or “Till the end of time.”)

    3.
    To poor Senatorum Santorum
    Rectal juices did not bring decorum
    But once he tried fucking
    He said, “This beats sucking”
    And joined a gay activist forum.


    4.
    Now, if you should Google “Santorum,”
    On this widely-used internet forum
    To find bigoted Asses—
    Instead, you’ll find Gas-
    Lube-Poop dripping from ani sphinctorum.

    5.
    Rick-y and his Seven Santora
    Love the old Latin mass, or the Torah
    But a neologism
    For lube, stool, and jism
    Defiled their sacrosanct aura.

    6.
    If you practice coitus per ano
    At your next Young Republican forum
    You will not find molasses,
    Just lube, poop, and gases--
    Now commonly known as "Santorum."

    7.
    Rick, and his little Santora,
    Said that gays were as bad as Gomorrha.
    When Dan showed that he lied,
    Poor Santorum was fried.
    He had opened the box of Pandora.

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  3. What a great headline. Judeo Christian Sharia.

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  4. Looks like Fox News does have a sense of humor:
    http://www.foxnews.com/projects/flash_promo/promo_OreillyFactor.swf?myURL=http://spreadingsantorum.com/&line1=An%20Interview%20with%20Rick%20Santorum&line2=Sponsored%20by%20Evangelicals

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  5. Why does Sanitation Santorum have the need to control everyone's sex life?????

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  6. I am sad to say that my entire family (save me, of course) believes entirely with his viewpoints. I have tried pointing out his main views, like man-on-man is equivalent to man-on-dog, but they agree. Mind you, they are all diehard Christians, and I am not exaggerating when I say I would be disowned if I said I didn't believe what they do. I am, of course, agnostic, and they refuse to accept that there is a difference between agnostic and atheist. But I digress, my dad in particular said he would not be against policemen knocking on doors to see if there are homosexuals having sex and arrest them under Federal law... It makes me sick to hear it, and he welcomes the term "homophobe" with complete open arms. His argument? If we allow man on man to be legal, where do you stop? Man on boy? Man on baby? Man on dog? I tried asking if he thinks men and boys are the same thing, and he says yes. A man taking advantage of a little boy's naivety and trust is the same as two adult males consensually having sex? Yes. A man putting peanut butter on his junk and having his dog lick it is the same as man on man? Yes.

    ... And he doesn't understand why I say it's Christians like him that make the rest of the world hate Christianity as a whole.

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  7. Hey Common Sense!

    You might try asking your old man if a dog can give consent. A child can not legally give consent. But you will probably be wasting your time. The sad truth is that having any kind of discussion with religious bigots is pretty much the same as arguing with a drunk. You will have a hard time getting them to see reason. Very few "Sober up" from religion.

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