Tuesday, January 3, 2012

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS

OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT SANTORUM WON IOWA BY FIVE NINETEEN FUCKING VOTES OMG I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS BECAUSE HE IS POSSIBLY THE MOST UNELECTABLE PERSON EVERRRRRRRR.

Pardon me while I break out the fucking champagne...

UPDATE: Romney eked out an eight vote victory when all was said and done. Alas
Posted by at 9:53 PM
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30 comments:

  1. camaroonedJanuary 3, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    This Canadian agrees. Republicans have absolutely no clue, to the point where it makes me wonder if they are intentionally throwing this election.

    Oh, and comment of the night from Anderson Cooper: "Looking at the Santorum performance across Iowa..."

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  2. EthanJanuary 3, 2012 at 10:09 PM

    just when I thought I might vote for a republican (Ron Paul) this pos wins. I can't imagine anything worse for this country...

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  3. Joshua FarrarJanuary 3, 2012 at 10:23 PM

    I don't care if Santorum won; that doesn't mean he's right and I'm still voting for the one man I think would best preserve my liberty - Ron Paul.

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  4. Doktor ZoomJanuary 3, 2012 at 10:28 PM

    Just think of all the people googling "Santorum" tomorrow....

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  5. Xay B.January 3, 2012 at 10:46 PM

    Rick's views on homosexuality are terrible and as far as I'm concerned Ron Paul is a no so long as he is unwilling to be more forthcoming on the newsletters

    With that said. Darth Vader 2012

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  6. Gayz4RickJanuary 3, 2012 at 10:49 PM

    Gayz 4 Rick--we owe it to Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert

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  7. camipcoJanuary 3, 2012 at 10:54 PM

    Never, ever assume the US electorate will not vote for someone. We rejoiced when Bush won the GOP primary in 2000 for the same reason. We were wrong.

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  8. FrothyFollowerJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:09 PM

    And the headline should read: "Santorum squeezes out come-from-behind win in Iowa.:

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  9. PsychedelicpiperJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:11 PM

    Any reputation Iowa had as a voting state flew out the window with Santorum winning. His campaign was barely surviving several days ago and boom! Talk about choosing a more unelectable candidate.

    Screw what the media says. Ron Paul is electable, Santorum is the laughing stock. In the end Iowa is just another voting state.

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  10. darknessJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:11 PM

    I don't know about the holy part, but I definitely agree on the fucking shit. Iowa loves santorum, and that means fucking shit!

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  11. rhondawinterJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:12 PM

    Does anyone really want a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter for president?

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  12. PsychedelicpiperJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    @Xay What more do you want from the guy? Ron Paul was giving free health care to poor people and minorities while those newsletters were being printed. His schedule was maxed out. He put like 8 or 9 guys in charge and trusted them to write the material. He wasn't an editor, he was a publisher, and he admitted his oversight was a mistake and that he's a human being.

    Ron Paul's Press Secretary is actually black and did an interview on MSNBC today.

    I mean, come on. This wasn't hard to research.

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  13. Gayz4RickJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    in order to support my new superpac, Gayz4Rick, I will be offering SANTORUM BRAND LUBE

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  14. Gayz4RickJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:21 PM

    $10 for a 16 oz bottle

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  15. dlensmanJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:24 PM

    People said that Ronald Reagan was a joke and unelectable. The joke is on us

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  16. TheSantorumWaveJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    Even when preliminary results showed Romney in the dominant position, I knew it was in God's will for Santorum to surge from the #2 hole. With him taking so much momentum from the innumerable polls how could he not be pushed over the edge?

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  17. Sean DJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:41 PM

    Official numbers are now reporting he lost by 14 votes. How suitable he turned out to be a big fat number 2...

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  18. VoteOin12January 3, 2012 at 11:46 PM

    Pop that champaign baby. Yes We can!! Four more years of muslim in the white house!

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  19. JohnJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:50 PM

    Check out this MSNBC headline ‎"Santorum caps late surge to tie Romney in Iowa caucus" - somebody at MSNBC is going to get in trouble http://i.imgur.com/0sUtq.png :-)

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  20. Spirit EugenicsJanuary 3, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    "He wasn't an editor, he was a publisher, and he admitted his oversight was a mistake and that he's a human being."

    Oh, c'mon! That would be like Hugh Hefner saying "I'm SHOCKED to find there's nudity in my magazine!" Publishers know what they publish; they have a financial incentive to do so. He had over 10 years to find out what was in the newsletters he put out.

    Anyone doing any research on Paul would know he "personally uncomfortable" with gays, going so far as to once having "literally swatted...away" a gay supporters hand so as not to shake it. Combine that with his recent pandering to evangelicals and you have a candidate who will cave on gay rights.

    Besides, he's a loony conspiracy theorist:
    http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/government/ron-paul/gallery.html?curPhoto=11

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  21. By: Thomas Drake SteffensJanuary 4, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    I'm seeing him losing to Romney with 100% of all precincts reporting.

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  22. MartaJanuary 4, 2012 at 12:47 AM

    Did y'all know: in 2006, Senator Rick Santorum made the CREW report of the most corrupt politicians in Congress.

    To read all about it, grab the PDF file here, and read pages 207-218:

    http://www.citizensforethics.org/page/-/PDFs/Reports/CREW_Beyond_Delay_Report_20060920.pdf?nocdn=1

    Original article about the report:

    http://www.citizensforethics.org/index.php/press/entry/crew-releases-second-annual-most-corrupt-members-of-congress-report/

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  23. danJanuary 4, 2012 at 1:05 AM

    Fucckkking.... Fucckkking.... Fucckkking.... if you voted for Obama everything is possible !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. paulieJanuary 4, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    At times throughout the evening it looked like santorum was squirting out in a tight finish.

    It went late into the night, but in the end Romney beat out surging santorum in a squeaker.

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  25. JohnJanuary 4, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    How many times can I swear in a post.I do it cause it makes me look mature and also cause I am a democrat and this is how we behave.

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  26. C-RayJanuary 4, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Santorum is bat-shit Bachmann only with a penis.

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  27. slimyJanuary 4, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    Last night in my caucus location a man stood up and said he was supporting Santorum because Santorum "came" to his house and helped him pick beetles from his roses. I think there was def. some santorum spreading in the rose garden

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  28. Pinku-SenseiJanuary 4, 2012 at 3:55 PM

    The Froth rose to the top last night.

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