Pardon me while I break out the fucking champagne...
UPDATE: Romney eked out an eight vote victory when all was said and done. Alas
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT SANTORUM WON IOWA BY FIVE NINETEEN FUCKING VOTES OMG I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS BECAUSE HE IS POSSIBLY THE MOST UNELECTABLE PERSON EVERRRRRRRR.
Pardon me while I break out the fucking champagne...
UPDATE: Romney eked out an eight vote victory when all was said and done. Alas
Pardon me while I break out the fucking champagne...
UPDATE: Romney eked out an eight vote victory when all was said and done. Alas
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This Canadian agrees. Republicans have absolutely no clue, to the point where it makes me wonder if they are intentionally throwing this election.
ReplyDeleteOh, and comment of the night from Anderson Cooper: "Looking at the Santorum performance across Iowa..."
just when I thought I might vote for a republican (Ron Paul) this pos wins. I can't imagine anything worse for this country...
ReplyDeleteI don't care if Santorum won; that doesn't mean he's right and I'm still voting for the one man I think would best preserve my liberty - Ron Paul.
ReplyDeleteJust think of all the people googling "Santorum" tomorrow....
ReplyDeleteRick's views on homosexuality are terrible and as far as I'm concerned Ron Paul is a no so long as he is unwilling to be more forthcoming on the newsletters
ReplyDeleteWith that said. Darth Vader 2012
Gayz 4 Rick--we owe it to Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert
ReplyDeleteNever, ever assume the US electorate will not vote for someone. We rejoiced when Bush won the GOP primary in 2000 for the same reason. We were wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd the headline should read: "Santorum squeezes out come-from-behind win in Iowa.:
ReplyDeleteAny reputation Iowa had as a voting state flew out the window with Santorum winning. His campaign was barely surviving several days ago and boom! Talk about choosing a more unelectable candidate.
ReplyDeleteScrew what the media says. Ron Paul is electable, Santorum is the laughing stock. In the end Iowa is just another voting state.
I don't know about the holy part, but I definitely agree on the fucking shit. Iowa loves santorum, and that means fucking shit!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone really want a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter for president?
ReplyDelete@Xay What more do you want from the guy? Ron Paul was giving free health care to poor people and minorities while those newsletters were being printed. His schedule was maxed out. He put like 8 or 9 guys in charge and trusted them to write the material. He wasn't an editor, he was a publisher, and he admitted his oversight was a mistake and that he's a human being.
ReplyDeleteRon Paul's Press Secretary is actually black and did an interview on MSNBC today.
I mean, come on. This wasn't hard to research.
in order to support my new superpac, Gayz4Rick, I will be offering SANTORUM BRAND LUBE
ReplyDelete$10 for a 16 oz bottle
ReplyDeletePeople said that Ronald Reagan was a joke and unelectable. The joke is on us
ReplyDeleteEven when preliminary results showed Romney in the dominant position, I knew it was in God's will for Santorum to surge from the #2 hole. With him taking so much momentum from the innumerable polls how could he not be pushed over the edge?
ReplyDeleteOfficial numbers are now reporting he lost by 14 votes. How suitable he turned out to be a big fat number 2...
ReplyDeletePop that champaign baby. Yes We can!! Four more years of muslim in the white house!
ReplyDeleteCheck out this MSNBC headline "Santorum caps late surge to tie Romney in Iowa caucus" - somebody at MSNBC is going to get in trouble http://i.imgur.com/0sUtq.png :-)
ReplyDelete"He wasn't an editor, he was a publisher, and he admitted his oversight was a mistake and that he's a human being."
ReplyDeleteOh, c'mon! That would be like Hugh Hefner saying "I'm SHOCKED to find there's nudity in my magazine!" Publishers know what they publish; they have a financial incentive to do so. He had over 10 years to find out what was in the newsletters he put out.
Anyone doing any research on Paul would know he "personally uncomfortable" with gays, going so far as to once having "literally swatted...away" a gay supporters hand so as not to shake it. Combine that with his recent pandering to evangelicals and you have a candidate who will cave on gay rights.
Besides, he's a loony conspiracy theorist:
http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/government/ron-paul/gallery.html?curPhoto=11
I'm seeing him losing to Romney with 100% of all precincts reporting.
ReplyDeleteDid y'all know: in 2006, Senator Rick Santorum made the CREW report of the most corrupt politicians in Congress.
ReplyDeleteTo read all about it, grab the PDF file here, and read pages 207-218:
http://www.citizensforethics.org/page/-/PDFs/Reports/CREW_Beyond_Delay_Report_20060920.pdf?nocdn=1
Original article about the report:
http://www.citizensforethics.org/index.php/press/entry/crew-releases-second-annual-most-corrupt-members-of-congress-report/
Fucckkking.... Fucckkking.... Fucckkking.... if you voted for Obama everything is possible !!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt times throughout the evening it looked like santorum was squirting out in a tight finish.
ReplyDeleteIt went late into the night, but in the end Romney beat out surging santorum in a squeaker.
How many times can I swear in a post.I do it cause it makes me look mature and also cause I am a democrat and this is how we behave.
ReplyDeleteSantorum is bat-shit Bachmann only with a penis.
ReplyDeleteLast night in my caucus location a man stood up and said he was supporting Santorum because Santorum "came" to his house and helped him pick beetles from his roses. I think there was def. some santorum spreading in the rose garden
ReplyDeleteThe Froth rose to the top last night.
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