Santorum Mailbag

The messages you guys are sending in seem to be getting more creative. Check it:

A result of the Iowa caucuses and too much coffee:

The Senate Republican quorum
Mistakenly broke with decorum
When they went out en masse
And got fucked up the ass
'Cause they wanted to vote with Santorum.

JJ

That's nice I like that.

Hey there,

I run a student newspaper on Vanderbilt's campus and we've recently decided to endorse Rick Santorum and his run for the president. My newspaper has a large LGBTQI readership so we decided to endorse Rick because he is the closest thing this campaign has to an openly gay candidate.

Thought you and your readers might enjoy the article.

Peace and laughter,

Dan King

Wait- there's an 'I' in 'LGBTQ' now? What does the 'I' stand for?

Santorum's vest on his site is getting more hits, so time to Google!

Plus have you seen this?

Oh that's fun. I'm wearing my sweater vest, and y'all should too.

I have a suggestion for a verb for Rick to go with Santorum...

Rick: (verb) to gargle jubilantly.

Ew.

Spotted this in a NYT article:

"“I’m debating between Gingrich, Santorum and Perry,” said Ross Little Jr., a committee member from Louisiana, referring to Rick Santorum, a former senator from Pennsylvania."

Is this the first time the NYT has clarified the referent of 'Santorum'?

Shout-out!

Dear Fellow Conservative,

My campaign's incredibly strong second-place finish in New Hampshire has the national media stunned.

. . . .

You and I don't have to "wait for the next election."

My campaign is making history right now with the support of Patriots like you who are finished with being told by the liberal media and the Republican establishment to sit on the sidelines year after year.

My incredible top-tier finish in Iowa and my tremendous second-place showing in Tuesday's New Hampshire primary demonstrate that I am the conservative alternative that can take on and defeat both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama this year.

But I need your help to continue getting my constitutional conservative message out in South Carolina, Florida, Nevada, and beyond.

Please, donate $100, $50, $25, $10, or whatever you can contribute right away to help me WIN the Republican nomination and give the American people a CLEAR alternative to Barack Obama's disastrous Big Government, big spending administration.

For Liberty,

Ron Paul

Who put this email address on Ron Paul's mailing list? I hate it when people call me their "fellow conservative."

Get some help bud. You obviously are a sick gay man. I'm sure Obama offers some kind of welfare for sick low-life bigots like you.

Alas, the low-life bigot tax credit was the first to go.