Friday, January 13, 2012

Santorum with Onion

Today's headline in The Onion:

Unpopular BCS Crowns Alabama National Champions, Endorses Rick Santorum, Spits On World War II Veteran, Pushes Elderly Woman Down Flight Of Stairs, Wishes Osama Bin Laden Were Still Alive

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  2. It would appear that the Prime Minister of India - Manmohan Singh, and the ruling Congress party leader Sonia Gandhi have joined forces with the most dreaded force known to man - Lawyers, and are now vying for the title of 'The Biggest Puddle of Santorum in India'.

    Maybe Santorum Americanus should join forces with Santorum Indicum and jointly sue the likes of Google, Yahoo, and Facebook. We can call it 'The Grand Santorum Technicum'!

    Yeah, good luck with that.

    I almost forgot to say, Mmmm... frothy!

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  3. That's funny? Who's the dirty smudge on the tea room wall who wrote it?

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  4. first off your interns should chill out at airports and not expect us to stop airplanes just because you are getting on it saying you are the next president. does not work that way. we run the apron not some smoooocher intern.

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  6. They may have endorsed Santorum but who did the team's collective santorum endorse?

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