Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Santorum on Romney (and "santorum" on Romney?)

In the latest ad from Santorum (big "S"), it appears that Romney is shooting out santorum (little "s"), & Romney even gets some santorum on himself.

The substance in the ad is supposed to be mud, but it also looks like a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex (aka "santorum")--and it's not being "slung"; it's being shot out of (the orifice of) a gun.

This apparently unintended "santorum" joke should be obvious to anyone familiar with the neologism. So was anyone in the Santorum camp in on the joke?

Santorum has never been one to laugh off the neologism "santorum", so it seems highly unlikely that Santorum is even aware of the joke--which makes Santorum an even bigger dumbass than we'd thought.

Still, the message of the ad is clear: You mess with the bull, you get the horns. And you mess with Santorum, you get the santorum.

Or maybe it's: Fight fire with fire. And fight Santorum with santorum.

Or maybe: I'm wearing a rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you shoot out that looks like santorum will not stick to me but will in fact be all over you.

Or something.



Wait--it appears that the santorum on Romney may not have come out of Romney's gunhole! Did Santorum shoot that santorum at Romney? (This is known as the "2nd shooter" theory.) So maybe after Romney & Santorum's wild tussle, they BOTH had some santorum stored up?!

Whatever the message is supposed to be, this much IS clear: Romney & Santorum are doing anal sex incorrectly. When you're all done having anal sex (gay or straight), you DON'T want to end up with santorum.

So America, when you're in the voting booth, please do anal sex correctly, so that we don't all end up with Santorum.

53 comments:

  1. I think whoever made this ad for Santorum knew exactly what they were doing, including Rick himself. I hate the guy, but to own it and turn it around like this is genius!

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  2. For Santorum, the smart thing would be to make fun of the neologism--especially since it's not going away, since Google can't/won't do anything to help stop it, since he acts like a whiny bitch when he complains about it & about Google, etc.

    But he has yet to do anything publicly which might suggest he has a sense of humor about it. So I very much doubt he's owning it & turning it around.

    His lack of self-awareness, lack of humility, and lack of adaptability are amazing. He refuses to change his stance even slightly or to back down on any outrageous statement he's made. So I assume he'll forever refuse to change his public stance on the neologism.

    (Huh-huh--I said "gism"!)

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  3. Off topic, but can you provide a cite for this "you won't see santorum if you're doing anal sex right" thing? Obviously the last thing I'd want to see during anal is Santorum, but that's rather different :-)

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  4. paul: http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/18/but-if-youre-doing-it-right

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  5. there's no way Santorum realizes the irony and hilarity of this ad....

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  6. This is a great old PRO WRESTLING Santorum ad.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCyU5I43_Hc&feature=player_embedded

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  7. New voiceover: "Santorum - Google It!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i2K7ahyrKj8

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    1. You beat me to it! From original post: http://www.myvoiceoverguy.com/voice-over/google-santorum-dc-douglas-tweak/

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