Friday, March 9, 2012

Guys did you know that Rick Santorum is an asshole?

From the Huffington Post:
"What we say is that in order for Mom to be able to go on welfare if she has a child out of wedlock, you have to tell us who the father is," Santorum said at an event in Carlisle, Pa., on April 1, 1994. "If you don't tell us who the father is, you're not eligible for any welfare benefits, none, not even medical care. You tell us who the father is or you don't receive benefits."
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"We say to Mom that you tell us the wrong name, and we'll bring that guy in and we'll do a blood test and that's not Dad, you lose your welfare benefits,” he said at another event that same day in New Bloomfield. “You lose your welfare benefits ... Not till you tell us another name, but till we find out who Dad is, we establish it."
"But, Jocelyn! That was nearly twenty years ago! Surely he has become less of a giant bag of dicks in the time since then. He has daughters!"

Just kidding. None of you would ever say that because fuck that guy.

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  2. Well ole "frothy-Mix Santorum" wants a job that pays a hell of a lot more than welfare, so I say, before he gets a gov't job (like president) we need to do blood-tests on his wife and all his children to make sure our tax dollars won't be supporting bastards.

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    1. If Frothy gets elected, our tax dollars will be supporting bastards whether or not the kids are all his.

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  3. I want Blue Cross to stop paying for Cialis and I want all politicians and their children to have a blood test before thay can submit their names to the boards of elections. And i want to see everybody's Baptismal certificate. If it isn't from a real Christian Church, they should lose their citizenship. Oh, yeah, and I want KY to contain a permanent purple dye.

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  4. So, basically, if a woman gets raped in an alley, Ricky says she can't have an abortion, and the rapist is never caught, she can't get government money to support the child...

    "Asshole" seems far too mild...

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  5. Proper translation of his viewpoint:

    "I don't care about the baby or the mother's well-being. I only care about the purse-strings attached to the money."

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  6. Truly this orc of a man is frothy. In the most evil way! :(

    Incidentally: the old english word "barmy", indicating "insane", literally means "froth": namely the froth or "barm" on top of a properly fermented pint of beer!

    So if you were ever looking for ideas for a new Google bomb.. Frothy the Barm-Man?!?!? :)

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  7. Rick the sanctimonious shmuck who doesn't want blacks to enjoy a better life if it means he has to contribute. Bigoted racist bastard.

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