Monday, March 5, 2012

The Onion: Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth

WASHINGTON—As Rick Santorum has emerged to become Mitt Romney's leading opponent for the Republican presidential nomination, the American electorate said Monday it had slowly begun to realize that the former Pennsylvania senator sincerely believes every deranged word that exits his mouth.
Full article here.

13 comments:

  1. Wait what?! Looks like The Onion is breaking into the serious news business!

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  2. Frothy mix reminds me of Mama Boucher. I wish he would say "Rmoney is the Devil!!!"

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  3. The only thing wrong with that article, and it's a pretty big mistake, is that it said that frothy has integrity. But I think they might be right when they say he really believes what he is saying, even though he has not been able to vote with integrity. He is a truly dangerous individual.

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  4. Do you know how to write in 3rd person? You have a really interesting blog but you need to improve your writing skills.

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