The second, from a dude whose name might be Friendship, is the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen:
Keep up the good work, sodomites!
Haven't seen any stories on the site of Rick stopping the campaign to look after his 3 year old daughter. Would like to see coverage/well-wishes for her recovery!Ugh. Jason. I wished her well on the twitter account, but honestly there's not much to say on the subject. She had pneumonia and now she's better. Obviously, that's a good thing: I don't wish pneumonia on anybody's kid, particularly ones who have more than enough health problems as it is. But doing a long-winded post about how I hope she's going to get better just seems to me like I'm looking for some accolades for taking the high road rather than actually taking it. Kind of like you are by sending that message.
Hello,We definitely think you may enjoy our new comedy video about Rick Santorum and his... similarities to anal sex.Thank you,Todd
please o please tell me you saw this headline, which destroyed today's productivity for me:
A new Santorum ad. Well, my approximation of one, anyway.
Rick S-Word for President:
Can someone please discuss with Jocelyn her comment on Wednesday, January 18th in which she wrote "Wait- there's an 'I' in 'LGBTQ' now? What does the 'I' stand for?" The "I" stands for intersex- this isn't a common used letter in the acronym, but is one of the many forms in addition to LGBT, GLBT, LGBTQ, LGBTQQ, LGBT?, or even (with all variations together) LGBTTQQIAUC2PHO. Different groups use different acronyms for inclusion, and so if this college group chooses to use LGBTI that's a choice that should be supported by the queer community. A quick google search would have cleared that up for Jocelyn; I don't think a site that was developed specifically because of Rick Santorum's homophobia should include a comment that perpetuates misinformation and lack of awareness about a part of the queer community.Jocelyn: Okay, Jocelyn, let's discuss this.
~Meghan (a proud queer community member)
Texas Gov. Rick Perry will drop out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination on Thursday ahead of South Carolina's primary election, CNN reports.So now we're down to Mitt Romney, Ron Paul (my personal worst case scenario candidate), Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum. Will Rick drop out next? Not if the religious right has anything to do with it.
Jeff Zeleny at the New York Times confirms the news.
Perry is expected to address his decision to abandon his campaign at a press conference in North Charleston, S.C. at 11 a.m. ET.
In an effort to avoid a repeat of 2008, when social conservatives failed to rally behind a single Republican presidential candidate, a group of more than 100 religious leaders who gathered in Texas this week reached a consensus to support former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum.It'll be interesting to see what happens now. If bigotry is still enough to be a Republican front-runner, Santorum's got this in the bag. I think, however, that Republicans these days want a big scoop of crazy to go with their ass-backwardness. And, unfortunately, Rick might be the least nuts guy left.
Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council, said the decision was reached after three rounds of balloting, with Santorum winning 85 votes in the final round, to Newt Gingrich’s 29. Texas Gov. Rick Perry had strong support at the beginning of the process, but was eliminated after the first round of balloting, Perkins said.
. . . .
“Rick Santorum has consistently articulated the issues that are of concern to conservatives, both the economic and the social, and has woven those into a very solid platform,” Perkins said. “And he has a record of stability…He’s reliable."
A result of the Iowa caucuses and too much coffee:That's nice I like that.
The Senate Republican quorum
Mistakenly broke with decorum
When they went out en masse
And got fucked up the ass
'Cause they wanted to vote with Santorum.
Hey there,I run a student newspaper on Vanderbilt's campus and we've recently decided to endorse Rick Santorum and his run for the president. My newspaper has a large LGBTQI readership so we decided to endorse Rick because he is the closest thing this campaign has to an openly gay candidate.Thought you and your readers might enjoy the article.Peace and laughter,Dan King
Santorum's vest on his site is getting more hits, so time to Google!
Plus have you seen this?
I have a suggestion for a verb for Rick to go with Santorum...
Rick: (verb) to gargle jubilantly.
Spotted this in a NYT article:Shout-out!
"“I’m debating between Gingrich, Santorum and Perry,” said Ross Little Jr., a committee member from Louisiana, referring to Rick Santorum, a former senator from Pennsylvania."
Is this the first time the NYT has clarified the referent of 'Santorum'?
Who put this email address on Ron Paul's mailing list? I hate it when people call me their "fellow conservative."
Dear Fellow Conservative,
My campaign's incredibly strong second-place finish in New Hampshire has the national media stunned.
. . . .
You and I don't have to "wait for the next election."
My campaign is making history right now with the support of Patriots like you who are finished with being told by the liberal media and the Republican establishment to sit on the sidelines year after year.
My incredible top-tier finish in Iowa and my tremendous second-place showing in Tuesday's New Hampshire primary demonstrate that I am the conservative alternative that can take on and defeat both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama this year.
But I need your help to continue getting my constitutional conservative message out in South Carolina, Florida, Nevada, and beyond.
Please, donate $100, $50, $25, $10, or whatever you can contribute right away to help me WIN the Republican nomination and give the American people a CLEAR alternative to Barack Obama's disastrous Big Government, big spending administration.
Get some help bud. You obviously are a sick gay man. I'm sure Obama offers some kind of welfare for sick low-life bigots like you.Alas, the low-life bigot tax credit was the first to go.
I hate this guy!
I've done a ton of photoshops of him - and wrote various posts on my site about this dangerous bigot:
I think you have good intentions by spreading hate and trying to bring santorum down, but from the outside it seems so hypocritical of you to treat someone that way. Would it be ok for someone to do this to you if they don’t agree with your views?
I really feel sorry for you for being so consumed by hate. Obviously misery loves company, and you are doing a good job of gathering your “company".
They do do this to us. That's kind of the point. As a single, sexually active straight woman who would have no trouble having an abortion if it came to that, I am demonized by Rick Santorum every time he opens his mouth about reproductive rights. Dan Savage, a partnered gay man with a kid, is demonized by Rick Santorum ever time he mentions his views on homosexuality. We've responded to our systematic dehumanization by this frothy man by throwing some of his own poopy lube right back at him. And I gotta tell ya, I don't lose any sleep over it.
Obviously giving Santorum the definition, "The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex." was an attempt to retaliate against statements made by him against homosexuality. However, it seems like this definition is just as degrading to homosexuals since such relationships often involve anal sex. I guess maybe I'm missing something here.
Anal sex is for everybody, Kevin, but only people who aren't doing it right will have to deal with santorum.
Hey, I found this crazy blog that says liberals should support Santorum in open primaries in order to sabotage the GOP. Do you think this can work? It sounds absurd...but on the other hand, it would be pretty awesome if he got nominated and everybody started ridiculing the GOP for picking the man with the dirty name.Any how, check it out.
Hi Dan,LOL. Still not Dan though. Still Jocelyn.
I've starting "Rick Rolling" folks with your Santorum site. Rather than the "awesome video of a cat playing chess" they're expecting, they get spreadingsantorum.com! Fun and informative! Just thought I'd pass the idea along.
Thanks for all you do!
Eat shit ... biggest loser on the planet. Find religion. Any religion,First time getting called a "pedophile psychopath!" Holla!
besides homosexual sex. That might save you. I pray for you, Pervert.
Have you ever sat back and thought that what you are discussing here is a
candidate for the Commander in Chief of of the greatest country in the
world? Have you no pride, no respect? Oh, right, didn't think so, .....
pedophile psychopaths aren't capable of such intellectual thought.
Two headlines from Ireland:
First is from the Sunday Business post, second is from The Irish Times… enjoy!God this never gets old.
Hey -- Thanks for the ongoing (and deserved) Rick-bashing. FYI, the best team name at my local pub trivia night this week: "Santorum Comes in Number Two"Thanks for sharing!
Earlier, at a town hall meeting in the basement of the public library in Keene, Santorum was gently confronted about health insurance by an emergency room nurse who had just worked an overnight shift and apologized for being tired.
She said her son, who recently graduated from college, had been diagnosed with cancer at age 5. Why, she wanted to know, should her son pay more for health insurance as an adult when he had done nothing wrong and had not caused his own health woes.
“You believe that someone with a healthcare issue should pay the same amount as a healthy person?” he asked.
The nurse replied that she did.
“That’s not how it works,” said Santorum, comparing health insurance to auto insurance. “People with higher risk should pay more. Why should we charge more to people who have done everything right?”
When I visited your main page today, there was a big banner ad that said. Vote Rick Stanorum for 2011.Google's search algorithm has evolved since this site started. As Google learns more about each of us as individuals, it actually has the (creepy?) power to give us individualized search results. For example, when I Google Santorum, our site comes up first. Others will see it as low as number five. As long as we're among the top results, however, I'm not too worried about it.
How does an ad like this get on your site.
Also, I noticed that your site is no longer number one in google searches. Did he buy his way to the top?
Just some articles about your blog on the biggest news sites in Belgium, The Netherlands & France. Thought you might like it.Keep up the good work! ;)
Tore down as many of the fcuker's posters I could find,a 'decorated' / littered my roof top deck with them.
Thanks for speaking for us, Dan.
On the third of January, after the caucus results came in, in utterI'm really glad that happened, but also glad it did not happen to my dog.
disgust and shock, I shouted "FUCK SANTORUM" aloud in dismay at Iowa
voters. Now, what happens next is 100% true and I am not embellishing
in the slightest:
Immediately after my outburst, my dog, who was sitting a few feet away
from me, begins to loudly projectile diarrhea all over my bedroom. It
was vile, disgusting, and frothy to the max.
Which leads me to suspect: simply saying his name summons him, like a
demon or evil spirit.
Additionally, I think Iowegians finally made a butter sculpture of
Santorum. They put a stick of butter in a microwave for a minute.
YOU FOLKS R ASSHOLES....YOU R FECAL MATTER...RICK SANTORUM FOR PRESIDENT.....EAT SHITChristmas!
Hi Dan, my name is Matt [redacted], I graduated from Carmel Catholic High School in Mundelein, IL in 2002. I have attended Catholic school my whole life, and was shocked and embarrassed to discover that Rick Santorum graduated from Carmel in 1976. Like the majority of Catholics, I find his views repugnant, and started a facebook group "Carmel Catholic Alumni Against Rick Santorum." I started by inviting a few of my friends, and now Alumni from the 60's and 70's are joining. I know a lot of alumni read your column and website, would you be able to let them know about our group so we can make sure that everyone knows that Santorum does not speak for us? His association with the school has left a stain that may never wash out.Hear that, Carmel Catholic High School alumni? Show your disdain for santorum by joining this facebook group!
Rick Santorum isn't exactly getting the warm welcome he received in Iowa.
Full post here.The Republican presidential candidate was booed Thursday in Concord, N.H., following an edgy back-and-forth with college students about same-sex marriage.The drama started after a student asked Santorum why his definition equality did not include marriage for gay couples, which is legal in the Granite State.
Rick Santorum reiterated his belief that states should have the right to outlaw contraception during an interview with ABC News yesterday, saying, “The state has a right to do that, I have never questioned that the state has a right to do that. It is not a constitutional right, the state has the right to pass whatever statues they have.”
Fulll post here.
There are two Rick Santorums: The first one I might not agree with, but the second one truly scares me."Santorum One" pushes for less government regulation for corporations and shrinking the federal government. You may or may not agree with these positions, but they are both mainstream conservative fare.Then there's "Santorum Two." This Santorum wants to impose conservative Christian law upon America. Am I being hyperbolic or overly dramatic with this statement? I wish I were, but I'm not.
Let's get down to brass tacks: Presidential candidate Rick Santorum, Personhood Pledge-signing, Griswold vs. Connecticut-opposing, Mr. Ban Abortion in All Circumstances With No Exception for the Life of the Mother, believes that the actions of his own wife should be treated as criminal. Why? Because, back in 1996, his wife had a procedure that resulted in the deliberate death of her fetus, even though it was a matter of saving her own life.
[Santorum] does not believe that you have the right to adult, consensual sex in your own bedroom, if the government decides it's bad for society as a whole. That includes masturbation and contraception on exactly the same grounds as homosexual acts. All of them are sodomy and subject to government regulation. Santorum can say he is just referring to the role of the courts, not backing substantive legislation to criminalize private adult consensual sex. But it's clear he believes that such sex is a serious threat to civilization, and only prudential grounds should restrain the government's decision to enforce that morality.... Santorum's slogan is "Faith, Family, Freedom." But it is more accurately described as Faith Family and Freedom That Doesn't Violate The Tenets of Faith and Family as defined by Santorum.
And while we’re at it, can the media please stop referring to politicians like Santorum as running on a platform of “family values”? How is it “family values” to refuse gay people the right to form families? Represent his platform for what it is—homophobia. Don’t accept the labels these bigots want you to use.
Found this video, I think this is the first depiction of Santorum, the lyrics are "squirt Santorum in my eye" It occurs at around 3:18 in the vid.
You are a typical Liberal…you think you can only get your point across by dropping in the gutter and making gross comments and statements. Let me guess, Bill Maher is your favorite comedian and Al Franken (or Barney Frank) your favorite politician.
We can only hope that your ‘Shit for Brains’ president receives a 49 state drubbing in November.
Actually, I think Bill Maher is a douche. I am, however, an Al Franken fan. You're so close to having me pegged!
Dear Ms. Jocelyn,Now that Mr. Lube-and-Fecal is getting so much press, how can we the sane people of America make sure that YOUR page stays at the top of Google results?Just making sure,Amber
This is from this morning's headline at democraticunderground.com
Romney squeezes out Santorum? EEEWWWWWW!
Mr SavageMr Albers
I hadn't been following the Republican campaign that closely and wasn't aware of Senator Santorun's record, but after reading your blog for the day I have decided he gets my vote. Any one who can provoke such a scatological, juvenile response has got to be, by definition, my candidate. You are the kind of person that I take great pains to avoid, and make me fear that the barbarians are no long at the gates, but inside the gates spray painting graffiti on the Parthenon. Let's hear it for literate maturity.
If Rick Santorum were a Behr paint colour, he would be 720C-2. You can Google that.Okay.
Hi, thought you might like this:
Keep up the good work!Chris Piascik
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Dear Mr. Savage:Dear Vincent,I used to enjoy reading your columns, though they could go a bit over the top.Then you started this site.It is not defamatory, as you say. It's just silly. I now consider you just a politician.Best regards,
Reading your blog makes me feel better about the world..You're welcome!
Your definition of Santorum is sadly moronic. You evidently felt the need to select a hideous and repulsive description of something you are probably all too familiar with.I wish I was gay, because penises are funny-looking and the people attached to them are certifiably ridiculous (example: Rick Santorum). Alas, I am not.
I would guess that you yourself are a proud homosexual and feel the need to degrade anyone who disagrees with your lifestyle. It probably also sooths [sic] and strokes your ego to learn that others have agreed with the depravity and like yourself choose to swim in cesspools of thought and word. It saddens me to see our culture being dragged through slime and volgarity [sic] by self proclaimed elitists. Your [sic] evidently moraless and I would guess part of the populace that intends to socialize and "change" the United States for her own good of course. "Change" isn't always good. Someday perhaps you will learn that sad lesson. Just as the ancient city Sodom was destroyed for it's deviancy, I believe the strange and uncivil behavior of individuals such as yourself will ultimately lead to society's demise. That is the legacy of the godless. That is the legacy of the progressive movement. Progressivly [sic] moving us to the legacy of Sodom. You don't even realize what you are doing. How sad for you. How sad for all.
Is America ready for a wiggy President? And what does it say about the character of somebody who is not prepared to be honest about their follicular deprivation. At least McCain and Bush snr went for the dodgy but defensible overcomb. What if Rick is on an aircraft carrier and the wind blows a gale? These questions need to be asked.Um, thanks for sharing?
The hair patriot.
Please google santorum salad and post!Okay:
I am probably about the 250,000th person to send you this, but I literally fell out of my chair laughing when I saw it, from, of all places, catholic.org:
You must be a fucking Asshole leftist seeking freebies from everyone with money.
Go stuff the shit back up your ass.
You guys will get a kick out of this:
The latest poll of Iowa's likely Republican caucus-goers provides more evidence of a race headed toward a photo finish, with Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and a surging Rick Santorum running within two percentage points of each other.To be honest, I'm a little shocked that everyone seems so surprised about the surging Santorum running toward Romney. While the media was busy ignoring our sticky little friend, Santorum was running in Iowa. Deprived of things like handlers or money or an actual campaign, Santorum chose to concentrate specifically on the Iowa caucus, and has been all over the state for months.